For love? Eh...not really.
This is Valentine's week. I could never be further from celebrating this commercial holiday than now. In fact, to anti-celebrate this holiday that makes single people feel like crap, I will post some hilarious stuff about dating. Women always talk smack how guys use cheezy pickup lines that guys use in futile attempts to get their digits. Well, women are not entirely innocent of cheezy lines. The following are the worst replies that girls say to a guy who asks them out on a date:
1. "I'm not in the mood"
2. "Oh, I just forgot, I'm helping my friend study for the GRE"
3. "I've gotta wash my hair"
4. "I've got to watch the President's State of the Union Address"
5. "I've got a headache"
6. "It's that time of the month"
7. "I'd rather be alone"
8. "What? You're talking to me?"
9. "I can't miss my Ally McBeal reruns"
10. "Can I bring a friend?"
Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
